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The person of the day goes to the man at the Uni. of Aberdeen Parents’ Evening last night with the finely combed mustache who taught me that it’s not just Germans who aren’t fond of the good old British queue - most Europeans dislike it. He also taught me why.

(Ps. If you’re reading this and thinking I’m being sarcastic, I’m not. I am genuinely interested by ridiculously pointless crap like this.)